Göteborgs Prima Fint Loose
Swedish Snus Review
Ahhhh Prima Fint!!!! I have forgotten about you! I am soo
sorry!
Around since 1919
I remember the day you and I met. I being new to the snus game,
had explored the option of ordering a mixed bag of loose. You being around since 1919, and no stranger
to newbies, glistened at me from the bottom of the box; our eyes met and I immediately
had to put you in my mouth. Having no
ice tool, I scooped up a piece of your raw ebony brilliance and hand baked you
into a palatable and appropriately sized pris.
I was instantly taken aback by your awesomeness.
Mild and Easy To Handle
Not only were you divinely tepid and mild, but you were also easy to handle. Tasting you was like having the LORD putting forth his hand, and touching my mouth “And he said unto me, Behold, I have bestowed you with my tobaccowy goodness in thy gob! Enjoy my child”. I was truly blessed that day and felt everything in the world was alright again.
Then something tragic happened. You became unavailable for a
period of time and I had to find comfort in the arms of another dark stranger.
A guy in a red jacket that is slightly saltier and more robust, the one they
call Roda, but let’s not talk about him now.
Simple words cannot express my sorrow at loosing you, nor
can they fully encapsulate my joy of finding you again. For the sake of taking a walk down memory
lane, let’s briefly discuss your awe inspiring qualities: VERY fine grained and
easy to form, light on the salt and mild in flavor, 8mg of awe inspiring
nicotine, strongly enticing tobacco aroma and a smooth intoxicating level of
mouth comfort that not even clouds surrounding Mount Everest could replicate. I
am so glad we are once again together!
With much sorrow in my heart (because I don’t want to share
you), I must recommend you to everyone who partakes in oral tobacco. For those who do not like you, I feel very
sorry for them, for they have never experienced true happiness.
P.S I LOVE YOU!!!
Written By Sarah S
Written By Sarah S
Best review on snus ever :). My first was the mentioned roda, when I came to work with a hangover and a colleague gave it to me. It was a wow effect. I could work without any problems.
ReplyDeleteOkay, that is one of the most sensual reviews of any snus I have ever read.
ReplyDeleteI was riveted by every word.
Makes me want to buy a role!
Wow!!!
hahha thank you Gentleman! i had a great time writing it. Sometimes i just like to get crazy and have fun! :)
ReplyDeleteBeautiful review! I've been snussing for only about 7 months and just today popped open a can of Prima Fint. Beautiful...tasty... tobaccoey goodness. I met that guy in the red jacket....nice gentleman as well...but just with a different personality. :)
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